One of my co-workers, a guy named Dan, comes in the other day with a beautiful gift basket over-stuffed with all kinds of chocolates, truffles, sweets, mints,....just a real diet-ers delight.

Chocolate Gift Basket
All day long I'm watching Dan stuff one tasty morsel after another down the hatch, almost without stopping for oxygen.
Finally when I'd just about had it, I walked over to Dan and asked about this chocolate gift basket.
I asked Dan who got him this beautiful candy basket and what the ocassion was.
Dan looks at me (between bites) like I'm absolutely certifiable and says, "Oh, it's just a gift basket I bought my wife for our wedding anniversary".
Now it was my turn to look at Dan like he was retarded. I asked him what in the world he was doing with the basket (much less devouring it) if it was a gift for his wife.
Dan tells me his wife's motto is always "the thought that counts". While she really loves and appreciates these delightful chocolate gift baskets, she is also on the weight watchers diet.
Dan loves buying his wife chocolate and candy baskets for almost every occassion. "They are very inexpensive, they look awesome, I score brownie point with the missus, and I get to enjoy every last bite myself"!!
He tells me he cannot think of a better gift for "his wife" and encourages me to "see the light".
Do you believe this shlub??
I mean, is this guy for real??
Dan's wife is really a wonderful woman. Quite attractive too.
Small wonder however that my buddy Dan looks like this.

Too many chocolates for Dan!
Moral of the story: Buy your wife a gift basket and keep your grubby paws to youself!